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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis I'm calling it ""Organ Doner""."

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"

"If a tree falls on a woman... And nobody is around to hear it. Why was there a tree in the kitchen?"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free."

"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"

"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"

"My steer got constipated the other day... ...No bullshit."

"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""

"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."