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Joke of the Day

"I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. I know it's going to come back to haunt me!"

"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."

"I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window."

"I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia."

"Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas... Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!"

"Some lady at Olive Garden died, so we're rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family."

"I was so bored earlier I made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time."

"Knock knock. *Knock knock!* *Who's there?* *The pilot, let me in!*"

"Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? He was resisting a rest"

"Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel."