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Joke of the Day
"I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. I know it's going to come back to haunt me!"
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"One night a burglar broke into my house All he got was practice."
"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."
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"Listening to music can be dangerous... Some of the notes are sharp."
"Did you hear the one about Derrida? I'll tell you later."
"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"
"I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York."
"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "