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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador."
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"I thought I had an std because my eyes started burning every time I had sex. Then I realized it was just the mace."
"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."
"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean Dip."
"Roses are red, your body is fine, I know we just met, but your place or mine?"
"What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!"
"Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you're not supposed to jerk off in the back row"
"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"
"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"once you go black... you're a single mother"