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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, your body is fine, I know we just met, but your place or mine?"
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"there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting"
"My muslim neighbour invited me to this 'jihad party' he organised Everyone had a blast!"
"Where are things that are very average produced? The satis-factory."
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"
"Why is Africa hot? Because of dat Djibouti."
"What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer? I'm a big fan of your work"
"I have sensitive teeth..... And I'm afraid I'll say something to hurt their fillings."
"Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour."