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Joke of the Day

"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa."

"A Valentine's Day Poem for your Sweetheart Roses are red, Violets are blue, For Valentine's Day, I would like to sodomize you."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it was lunch"

"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"

"TIL: A study revealed that users never check the authenticity of facts they find on /r/todayilearned"

"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"

"What do you call a dirty atheist? An unholy mess!"

"So a virgin priest and a virgin nun walk into a bar."

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."