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Joke of the Day

"3 NoSql database admins went to a bar but came out immediately. Why? ... ... They could not find a table :P"

"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"

"Twitter should have "" Throwing tomato"" button."

"Militant feminists: I take my hat off to them. They don't like that."

"What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza? It takes me longer to eat the pizza"

"What do you call a Greek arsonist? A "

"Do you know where there are only 239 beans in and Irish bean stew? Because if there was one more, it'd be too farty."

"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"

"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."

"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"