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Joke of the Day
"Militant feminists: I take my hat off to them. They don't like that."
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"Me: Table for one, please. Waiter: Would you like to see the men-- Me: YES."
"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."
"Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? She wanted to lay it on the line."
"Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it."