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Joke of the Day
"Two snakes walk into a bar. Turns out they were lizards."
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"Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool"
"Static cling is just physics showing us how much it loves us."
"i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there's no jesus"
"A list of con-man jokes. What? You were expecting your money's worth? Now begger off before I set Fred on you."
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"Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way."
"wow, i thought what we had was special, you met my family and made me dinner, now you say you're a ""waiter"" and you're just ""doing your job"""