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Joke of the Day
"Two snakes walk into a bar. Turns out they were lizards."
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"I accidentally ate too much alphabet soup yesterday and had a huge vowel movement."
"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"
"Canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues."
"Rock stars are always hitting the people they date.... Because they want everything to be a smashing success. After I wrote this, I'm reevaluating my life."
"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"
"My boyfriend called me today in tears. He said he found a lump on his testicles. I explained to him that it was actually his cock"
"God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good"
"What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? The element of some fries."
"To limit my smoking... I only smoke on days that start with 'T'... like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."