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Joke of the Day

"Ethereal A breakfast suggestion from Mike Tyson"

"They say the best way to prepare your kids for loss in later life is to have pets. So I bought a puppy and shot it in front of them. I'm not having my kids growing up damaged."

"878 dead bodies lay there. Liam Nesson ""Are we done?"" Police: ""Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."""

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents."

"I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"My friend's a pyromaniac... I guess you could say he has a ""burning desire""."

"""What? Why am I a part of this?"" - the horse you rode in on"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once."

"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"