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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"
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"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."
"What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication"
"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"
"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."
"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"
"I just got a text from a woman I know that said only ""we z"". Did she just ask me to sleep with her in three letters? Nicely done!"
"What do methheads and Mormons have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."
"Why did the blind guy have a burnt face? He answered the iron."
"A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift... He said, ""I'll never part with it."""