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Joke of the Day
"I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words."
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"What is the best joke that made you LOL?"
"Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and not talking."
"Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest."
"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"
"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."
"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."
"4yo: let me smell your eyelashes! Me:...ok 4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face? Me: this is how nightmares are born."
"What do you get when you cross a bell with a piece of shit? Dung."