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Joke of the Day

"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."

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"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"
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