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Joke of the Day

"What's a traffic cop's favorite kind of sweater? A pull over."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."

"The Black Eyed Peas are to music what actual black-eyed peas are to music."

"Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it."

"Two dyslexic men walk into a bra."

"Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony? Because he was out standing in his field."

"Woman on the Drive-Thru Speaker: Will there be anything else? Me: We just met."

"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."

"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."