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Joke of the Day
"What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies? Suge Knight Shyamalan."
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"Did you hear about the porn star who wanted to do a scene with all five members of Aerosmith? It didn't quite work out. They could only get Foreigner"
"What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution"
"2 deer walk into a bar An hour later they walk out and one says to the other, ""Man, I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there."""
"FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."
"Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: They're both purple, except for the elephant."
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""
"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"
"Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school? Because they are remarkable!"
"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"