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Joke of the Day
"What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies? Suge Knight Shyamalan."
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"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"
"I have a Love/hate relationship with slashes..."
"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"
"My parents said they liked my DNA strand model. I said, ""Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."""
"My dad always said, ""I before E expect after C"". Society taught me otherwise."
"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"
"I fall asleep every night While browsing the chlora forum"
"A horse walks into a bar. .. A horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" Sarah Jessica Parker responds, ""I'm a person you know? I have feelings!"""
"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."