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Joke of the Day
"Who ruled France until he exploded? Napoleon Blownapart!"
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"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons"
"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."
"What's black and white and red all over? A happy orca."
"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"
"This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster."
"So, I sold my old vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread"
"Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."