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Joke of the Day
"Who ruled France until he exploded? Napoleon Blownapart!"
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"the reason I'd like a female president because I'm sick of america getting fucked in the ass."
"What's Hitler's favorite video game. Meinkraft"
"My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
"How do you keep someone in suspense?"
"My mate Dave has changed a lot since his time in prison For a start he's not half as tight as he used to be."
"I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other."
"I haven't talked to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her."
"HEAR YE, MORTALS. AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*"
"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."