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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."
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"When picking partners for a trust fall . . . . . . Always choose the ground. The ground will always catch you."
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"What do you call the accidental nuclear bombing of a furniture plant? Chairnobyl."
"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"
"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."
"Hyperbole: Literally the worst thing ever."
"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"
"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."