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Joke of the Day
"I like to go up to my wife's twin sister and say ""i know what you look like naked"""
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"What do you call an asthmatic bird? A puffin."
"I like my women like a microwave. She is hot and kills all the babies i put inside her."
"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."
"How do you get last place in the Rio jokes olympics. You tell a Rio bad joke."
"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."
"How do you have a mustache without people calling it a pedophile mustache? Just have a little square under the nose."
"Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31=DEC 25"
"Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives? They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs."
"If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?"