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Joke of the Day

"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!"

"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? dejbxwsishcuntbxwddhiqxbjsbjx!"

"Me to dad:i'll call u later Dad:don't call me later call me dad"

"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again."

"I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in five years I don't have 2020 vision."

"You know how light travels faster than sound? Thats why some people seem bright until they speak."

"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."

"Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike"