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Joke of the Day

"One head is ok, but a whole body is much better."

"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."

"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"

"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!"

"The lesbian vampire Did you hear about the bar-hopping, lesbian vampire? Once a month, she goes to gay bars and drinks everyone under the table."

"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"

"What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...? I heard that he was fully re-covered."

"Apparently impatient midgets don't like to stand on clocks... because it would make them short on time."