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Joke of the Day
"I always hit ""ignore call"" with my middle finger."
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"You know what we used to call vegetarians? Idiots that couldn't hunt or fish."
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"Police officer: Have you had anything to drink? Me:No PO:Ok, blow into here Me:But there are no candles PO:Ma'am please get out of the car"
"""Ho, ho, ho!"" -Santa doing a head count"
"When you see someone driving with their shirt off it makes you feel so stupid for driving with your shirt on."
"Oreo A little white kid goes & stands in between 2 black kids and says : Look mommy, ""Oreo biscuit !!!"""
"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."
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"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."