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Joke of the Day

"If I worked for Papa Johns as a delivery man I would break down every door with an axe as I say ""Here's Johnny!"" Guaranteed tips."

"Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met."

"Zelda is a web browser Because Link appears in it."

"What did the butcher say to the cow? ...I love you for your inner beauty."

"What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common? Both will never get a college degree."

"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""

"A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter."

"(Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee."

"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."

"Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong"