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Joke of the Day

"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"

"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."

"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."

"Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan."

"how are bi planes different from regular planes? a lot of them have a wide open cockpit."

"What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?"

"Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash"

"What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon? M'chop M'choke M'champ"

"Show me someone who is ""cheery"" in the morning and I will show you someone who probably knows how to dispose of a body."

"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."