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Joke of the Day
"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"
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"HALT! Hammerzeit!"
"What is the most obvious caretaker? It's a parent."
"Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar."
"a murder of crows, a troop of monkeys, a pod of dolphins, a herpe of Kardashians"
"Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed. Oh The Hue Manatee!"
"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."
"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."
"Push to Add Drama"
"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."