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Joke of the Day

"A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, ""Well, we were separated at birth."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."

"need a last minute valentine's day gift for that special lady? why not give her the timeless gift of my phone number"

"Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!"

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"

"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."

"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"

"Twitter: Where if the chemistry's good, the geography won't be.."

"What do you get when a fat guy and a butterface have sex? A Burka! He covers his body, and she covers her face!"