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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt."
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"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"
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"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."
"Some would say firemen deserve more money. A pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor."