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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk I'm so sorry..."

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"What does an educated owl say? Whom."

"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth."

"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."

"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"

"Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital? The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home."