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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone makes a premature blanket conclusion based on a single piece of information... I automatically assume they're a complete idiot."

"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."

"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"bloke in the pub The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called ""stand and deliver"". I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant"

"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS."

"How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded? A little Down."

"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."

"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."