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Joke of the Day
"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"
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"I haven't been able to look at cereal since the time I walked in on my parents having Chex."
"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"*Stubs cigarette out in palm to look tough* *waits till everyone leaves* *takes out cell phone* Hello 911? Please send all your ambulances"
"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"
"15 Is The Age Where You Either Look Like 11 Or 25."
"My brain keeps singing songs I don't even like."
"how did the Russian babysitter win the race? She got ahead LOL"
"There was a time when men expected to be your lover without getting with your friends. That all changed in 1996. Let me tell you a story..."
"Son, that bear is more afraid of you than you are of ... oh wow, that bear is being really brave right now."