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Joke of the Day
"I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10 Sorry honey, I always get those 2 mixed up."
Next Joke
"What is hot and makes me hard? Being covered in lava."
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain"
"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."
"My body is a temple but only because it hates Palestine"
"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"
"What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots"
"I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like ""omg do u think he likes me???"""
"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."
"Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery? Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye."