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Joke of the Day
"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."
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"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."
"Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed? [removed]"
"Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier"
"Leonardo DiCaprisun"
"If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad."
"How do you describe eating just the right amount? Nom Nom Nominal"
"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women Not too hot. That way I can stick my dick in em."
"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."