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Joke of the Day

"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."

"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Being single is nice because I don't have to repeat my mumbled gibberish in a defensive tone."

"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."

"Kid: I want to give grandpa tickets to a Michael Jackson show! Dad: you can't, he's been dead for years now, and so is Michael Jackson."

"What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper? A real mess on your hands."

"Racism is for lazy people who don't take the time to learn enough about someone to dislike them for a much better reason."

"My local newspaper was holding a pun contest. So I submitted ten and I was sure one was going to win, but no pun in ten did."

"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."