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Joke of the Day

"Who envokes the most hatred out of male athletes? Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet."

"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."

"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I'm off to find a bar with a mirror."

"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""

"I need a joke for my boss I need a clean, clean languaged jokes."

"When I practice my saxophone I have to put the cat in the window, so my neighbours know I'm not kicking it around the living room."

"What happened to the indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."

"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."

"Diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."