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Joke of the Day

"what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"

"Prostitutes are really over achievers... I mean all they do is succeed."

"Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals."

"Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?"

"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"

"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."

"Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon? I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies."

"Girl you make me feel like a Galaxy S7 Cause I want to explode in your pants."

"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."