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Joke of the Day

"whenever i see sombody obsessively taking photos of the sunset, i go up to them & whisper ""dont worry.. the sun is gonna come back tomorow"""

"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"

"I want to listen to the audiobook of The Qur'an. Can someone please burn me a copy? Seriously, folks..."

"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."

"Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages"

"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."

"My new girlfriend just gave me her number i"