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Joke of the Day
"Lost my girlfriend due to religion I'm pretty much numb to beheadings at this point."
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"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""
"What do you call a gay assassin? Ass ass in"
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"Sometimes I'll casually say ""what else do you want?"" on the phone, so the pizza guy thinks I'm ordering for more than just me."
"How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian? You switch sides at half time."
"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"
"When playing the guitar in public... keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested."
"I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau."