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Joke of the Day
"Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener His lilies always die"
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"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."
"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"
"Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out? Because they feared a premature ejectulation"
"What was the last pizza the twin towers had? A plane one."
"I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Get the bitch a shovel."
"Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day.. It was eye-opening."
"My friend started calling the toilet the Jim instead of the John He said it sounds better when he tell people he goes to the Jim everyday."
"What do you call a Saudi cow? A moo-slim"