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Joke of the Day
"Pepsi? Pep*no*."
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"Preowned Jaguar for sale. Beloved family member, excellent shape. Wife forced me to put her up for sale after she (the jaguar) ate the kids."
"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"
"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"
"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."
"What does a Canadian hipster say? ""meh""."
"What is r/jokes' main function? ctrl+v"
"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."
"*feeds a horse 1 pound of weed *rides off into sunset on my high horse"