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Joke of the Day
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."
Next Joke
"Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses. Free accommodation. 10 weeks paid leave per year. Company car. Generous pension scheme. You know where to apply."
"What's in a Paul Walker shot ? An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball"
"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"
"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"
"What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer"
"What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? French press. (Too soon?)"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"
"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"
"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."