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Joke of the Day
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."
Next Joke
"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."
"It's cool how when people tell us about their dreams that were the weirdest/most beautiful thing they've ever seen we're like ""UGH BORING"""
"A woman told me at dinner she liked me because I'm ""not afraid to eat bread""--so I'm done with socializing for at least a year thanks"
"I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles."
"Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."
"What did the New Zealand naval officer say to his crew? All hands on dick...."
"This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom."
"So today I was setting up a password for an account with my wife, and I put, ""Mypenis,"" as the password, and my wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen said, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"I am feeling very optimistic, but I bet it won't last."