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Joke of the Day
"An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii."
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"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer."
"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"
"Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform."
"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"
"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"
"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"
"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."
"I like my women like I like my student debt Always there and constantly fucking me"
"bad feelings when others left home they are thinking: did i closed the window... did i closed the fridge...? when i left home: did i delete my history?"