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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference in jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!"
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"Pharmacist: ""That'll be $97."" Long pause. We both bust out laughing. ""Have a good day, comrade."" he says, handing me the prescription."
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"
"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."
"The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants lost custody. Her child did not look surprised..."
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""
"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."
"A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, ""Where were you between four and six?"" I said, ""Kindergarten."""
"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"