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Joke of the Day

"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."

"I was gonna make a joke about the internet... But Why Would We need it"

"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."

"Just checked FaceBook.. Apparently there are only 4 more days till the weekend.. I'll keep you posted if anything changes guys"

"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."

"Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate."

"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"

"""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves."

"I went to Church for the first time last week. I asked my cousin: ""So, when does the Priest do his magic trick?"" ""What?"" ""You know, making the altar boy disappear under his robe."""

"I hate all the ""creepy clown"" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player."