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Joke of the Day

"Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?"

"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"

"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"

"Went early to my Tantric Sex class last night... Was told to come later."

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"Facebook Faithful on your wall, but cheating in your inbox."

"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."

"If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken."

"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."

"The Secret Service has come up with a new plan for protecting our president-elect. In the event of an armed attack, they will yell ""Donald, duck!"""