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Joke of the Day
"Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?"
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"Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives"
"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."
"What do you call it when someone has sex in exchange for spaghetti? Pastatution"
"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"
"I once found this body down by the train tracks (It was an alive body) (It was the conductor)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !"
"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."
"What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink."
"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"