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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? Because he was too flambouyant."

"I read a book called 'The Anti-Climax' The first part of it was great, but...."

"What do you call an Italian suppository? Innuendo."

"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."

"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."

"Guys are all, ""Wanna go to my bachelor party?"" because asking, ""Wanna hang out in a room and get boners together?"" would be gross."

"What do you call a poor pepper farmer? A jalapeno pauper"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."

"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."

"Friend: Hey dude can you please help me out? Me: Yeah, over there mate same way that you came in."