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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
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"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"""if i die young bury in me in starbucks lay me down on a bed of coffee beans"" the white girl writes in her will"
"I went into a store with my kid and came out with a different one by accident. This one is a keeper. He says he does brake work. Well see."
"What happened to the Asian man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose."
"What do you say to a woman with a black eye? Nothing. She's already been told."
"A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately"""
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"
"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."
"Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar."