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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
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"[at doctor] can u cough for me please? *coughs* again please *coughs* i see i see. i'm afraid you have a cough"
"I like long walks away from everyone"
"All women say they just want to meet someone with a sense of humor - From what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious-"
"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"
"50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50. Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*"
"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."
"My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?"
"What did the dyslexic person worship? Santa."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"