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Joke of the Day

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a much more peaceful place."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"

"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling"

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"What's the deal with rape whistles? I can't imagine a situation in which blowing on a whistle is more effective than yelling ""RAPE!"""

"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"