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Joke of the Day

"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"

"What is made of Brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones!"

"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"

"Someone was taken down to the police station after they were caught drinking vodka from a coffee cup while driving. They took a mug shot."

"What's the difference between an Onion and a Whore? I don't cry when I chop up a Whore."

"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"

"Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby? Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)"

"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"

"What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises? He lost his hearing."

"(First Day as Mailman) ME: *wearing a suit made out of stapled together pieces of mail* Sup? BOSS: You're supposed to deliver those. ME: No."