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Joke of the Day

"St-t-t-t-top! Stamm-mm-m-m-mm-m-mer t-t-t-time!"

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"Poop in the sink Shit will solve itself."

"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"

"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."

"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"

"Since you've discovered the Internet you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?"

"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"

"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"

"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"