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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post."
Next Joke
"You've got a face even an Instagram filter couldn't fix."
"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"
"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"
"My ceiling fan has three setting: - very slow - slow - I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident"
"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""
"Can February March? No, but April May."
"If what people thought of you, what you thought of yourself and who you really are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other."
"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."
"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."