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Joke of the Day

"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"

"Lost and confused in an helicopter"

"[in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- ""that's just Footloose"""

"3YO: Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister? ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you."

"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"

"How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars."

"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."

"I'm so baked, That I'm two apples and three tablespoons of sugar away from a fruit pie."

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."