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Joke of the Day
"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."
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"How do you make an elephant float? A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant."
"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"
"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His ass."
"Why did Sarah fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! ""Who's there?"" Not Sarah."
"What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin."
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"
"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."
"The barman said, ""We don't serve particles faster than light."" A tachyon walked into the bar."
"What do you get when you mix the atlantic with the titanic About half way"