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Joke of the Day
"Need more time? Scientifically proved. Those who celebrate more birthdays, live more time."
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"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"
"I have a very obedient dog, whenever I tell him 'Are you coming with me or not?', he is coming with me. Or not."
"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"
"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"
"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"
"*points w/ middle finger* ""Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else"" - Me giving directions."
"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""
"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"
"Some women bounce back quickly after pregnancy.. some just bounce"