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Joke of the Day
"Need more time? Scientifically proved. Those who celebrate more birthdays, live more time."
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"I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly."
"What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? ""Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"""
"LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry."
"What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy? Sitcoms"
"Our Great Dane has been causing quite a smell around my house. Whenever he barks I shit myself."
"Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn."
"Two Jews walk into a bar... Midget Hitler laughs and walks under it."
"I should of studied harder in English."
"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."